A dark roasted decaf that tastes like regular coffee? It’s MADNESS!! After having lost so many races, no one would blame the Hare for being a bit mad. He was humiliated by hedgehogs, tormented by a tortoise, and mocked by the moon. Considering everything he’s been through, it’s probably for the best that the poor fellow switched to decaf. This Swiss-Water processed coffee was likely his best kept secret until he decided that coffee is better when shared with friends.